Life is like my bouquet of flowers. You never know what you're gonna get. I can put in a rose or a dandelion. Gump my name florist. People calling me florist Gump.
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Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Thieves of grave with antiques
Have you ever wondered what the Tomb robbers do with the loot? They have a garage sale! Not only nobody questions the bizarre assortments of mysterious objects from a garage sale, but customers will actually be praise for their collection!
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Kinky Thai Restaurant with BDSM
There are several types of specialty restaurants available today, including sites with thematic décor and fusion cuisine. But it is a place that promises you focus while you eat, for this real BDSM experience.
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Monday, January 10, 2011
SARS found in carbonated beverages of Pepsi
After billions of dollars in research, they finally find the source of SARS in the world. The culprit behind this was indeed Pepsi who wanted to test new sweeteners chemical trial prior to officially launch it. They feared that it would be in the style of New Coke, so that they wanted to test with a pseudo name first. (notice how the logo is still similar) When people started getting sick, say, it was on the drawing board.
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Rock the mountain high ski
It seems that this extreme sport is finally catch. Rock ski on top of a mountain. Don't know how long it will last, that nobody has managed to stay in one piece so far.
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Pablo Francisco Jackie Chan Routine video
Pablo Francisco's impression on Jackie Chan is coming from the same area as the Little Tortilla Boy, even though was included on the comedian's second stand up comedy DVD, his 2006 Ouch!
Remarcable about Pablo Francisco's stand up comedy is that he doesn't repeat the material from his previous Bits and Pieces and yet manages to come with funny impressions such as Jackie Chan, Jet Li or Bruce Lee.
Pablo Francisco's impressions are the comedian's trademark and make Pablo Francisco's videos easy to recognize after the unique sound effects he is using.
Children of traffic at airports
For those trying to human trafficking minors at some obscure destination, please look in the lower part of the luggage after 8.30 pm. Don't worry, we'll automatically assume that because their parents cares enough to keep an eye on them, they don't want their around in any way.
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Chris Rock Gun Control routine video
Bigger and Blacker is the third Chris Rock HBO special and includes one of the comedian's most controversial routines ever: Chris Rock Gun Control. Chris Rock stand up comedy talent made from an touchy topic like guns or gun control laws, an hilarious show.
The gun control debate and the gun controls laws are always present, so Chris Rock's solution about the gun control manages to reduce the controverse to the bullet control and a huge tax for every bullet, so that people can't affoord it, which could really aplly in the real world if the interest would be a low rate of criminality.
But for now the Chris Rock Gun Control routine is just a funny routine, with an interesting point of view coming from one of the best comedians ever and you can watch it online, FREE on BCO.
Misinterpretation or Improper listening
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse,’ he mumbles, from behind the mask ‘Are my testicles black?’
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, ’I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body.’
He struggles to ask again, ‘Nurse, are my testicles black?’
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently. Then, she takes a close look and says, ‘No sir, they aren’t and I assure you, there’s nothing wrong with them, Sir !!’
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, ‘Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely…..
‘ A r e – m y – t e s t – r e s u l t s – b a c k ?’…..
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Silly Animations and Pictures
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THE LADY IS GETTING READY TO ENTER!!This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston :
Now that you’ve seen the outside view, take a look at the inside view…
It’s made entirely of one-way glass!No one can see you from the outside, but when you are inside it’s like sitting in a clear glass box!
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Sunday, January 9, 2011
Funny Mural in a Smokers Lounge
We received this picture of a ceiling mural in a smoker’s lounge…
They don’t seem to be getting the message though!
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Effects of the Global Economic Recession
The Management brings it to your notice that due to the current “Global Economic Recession”, there will be no appraisal for the year of 2009-10
The following are the perceived reactions of some departments.
BRANCH OFFICES
CUSTOMER CARE
MARKETING
SALES
HR
TOP EXECUTIVES
GUARDS
IT
CALL CENTRES
Hey, what about the finance guy??
Please scroll down…
FINANCE
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Have you ever been this tired?
If there is anything more adorable than playful animals in their element, it has to be when they are dead tired.
and finally the best one of all!!
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